firmly grasp it
me nd my robot gf

robodatefriend:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: THAT IS BECAUSE I AM MADE OF METAL

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

neopoint:

 woah bitch the fuck was that for

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

image

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie