firmly grasp it

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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foreverr-horny:

Lmaoo
something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important