boyqueen:

just a reminder 

if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad